The Hangover Nurse Has the Credentials.
Let's Make Sure Minnesota Knows It.
A BSN, RN, and Public Health Nurse designation. A professional brand with a compelling service menu. A first-mover opportunity in Wright County with zero mobile IV competition. The clinical foundation is exceptional — but right now, the BOOK NOW page is broken, the GBP is invisible, and Google shows zero reviews. This proposal shows exactly what to fix, in what order, and what it looks like when it is working.
Where The Hangover Nurse Stands Today
This audit is based on live data pulled from Google Maps, your website, Facebook, and TikTok. Every finding is specific and verified — not estimated. Click each category to see the detailed breakdown.
Google Business Profile — Detailed Findings
The Six Gaps Holding The Hangover Nurse Back
Each gap below is a specific, fixable problem — not a vague observation. Click any gap to see the exact issue and the exact fix.
You Will Always Know What Is Happening
One of the most common frustrations business owners have with marketing agencies is not knowing what is actually happening. We solve that with a live reporting dashboard built specifically for your business. You see your Google rankings, review growth, website traffic, and GBP performance in real time — no waiting for monthly emails, no guessing.
Live Ranking Tracker
See exactly where you rank for 'IV therapy Buffalo MN,' 'mobile IV hydration Wright County,' and every other keyword we are targeting — updated daily.
Review Velocity Monitor
Track how many new Google reviews you are getting each week, your average rating trend, and how you compare to Minnesota IV Hydration and other local competitors.
GBP Performance
See how many people are finding your Google Business Profile, clicking for directions, calling, and visiting your website — all in one view.
Website Traffic
Real-time visitor data — where they came from, what pages they viewed, and how many converted into appointment requests.
AI Search Visibility
Track when and how often The Hangover Nurse appears in ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews — the new frontier of local discovery.
Monthly Strategy Report
A plain-English summary of what happened, what we did, what is working, and what we are doing next — delivered every month without you having to ask.
See a Real Client Dashboard
This is an actual dashboard we built for one of our IV therapy clients. Every Hangover Nurse client gets this same level of visibility — customized for your business, your keywords, and your market.
From 18 to Fully Visible in 90 Days
Here is exactly what happens from the day we start working together. No vague promises — just a clear sequence of moves that build on each other.
- GBP claimed, verified, and fully optimized
- GBP category set to IV Hydration Therapy
- Facebook 'Opening Soon' status removed — business set to Open
- Broken BOOK NOW page fixed and connected to booking system
- 80 directory listings submitted under IV therapy and wellness
- Website SEO audit and on-page optimization completed
- Title tags, meta descriptions, and schema markup installed
- Location-specific content for Buffalo, Wright County, and Maple Grove
- Review generation system activated — automated post-appointment requests
- AI search FAQ content and authority pages published
- First 15–25 new Google reviews from existing clients
- GBP ranking improving for Buffalo and Wright County searches
- Monthly GBP posts keeping profile active and visible
- TikTok and social content calendar running
- Monthly performance report delivered
- Consistent new client flow from Google Maps searches
- Website ranking for Wright County and Maple Grove IV therapy keywords
- Google Ads available to accelerate new client acquisition
- Bobbie's PHN credentials featured in authority content
- Optional: upgrade to Growth Accelerator ($1,395/mo)
Choose Your Growth Path
Three tiers designed for where The Hangover Nurse is right now and where it is going. Most clients start with Growth Accelerator to fix the website and get ads running in the same month.
Growth Accelerator
Fix the site. Rank higher. Fill the schedule.
- Everything in Local Visibility
- Website SEO built on your current Squarespace site — broken BOOK NOW page fixed, title tags, meta descriptions, schema markup, and location-specific content
- 2 SEO blog articles per month targeting Wright County and Maple Grove keywords
- Google or Meta Ads setup and management
- Online booking calendar setup — streamlined scheduling that converts visitors
- Social media light — TikTok and Facebook strategy with selected content creation
- Bi-weekly strategy calls
After payment you will receive a link to book your onboarding call with Michael.
What Does This Actually Return?
Based on a conservative average IV session value of $280 (mid-range of your menu), here is what the Growth Accelerator investment looks like in real numbers.
Michael Head
Michael Head is a digital marketing strategist who specializes in helping local service businesses — especially in the IV therapy and wellness space — get found, trusted, and chosen online. His approach is built on clarity, verified data, and systems that produce measurable results.
Before running his agency full-time, Michael spent over two decades in leadership and pastoral work — which shaped how he thinks about people, messaging, and trust. That foundation now drives every proposal and every client relationship.
He works with a focused roster of clients, which means Bobbie gets direct access — not a junior account manager. When something needs attention, Michael handles it.
Schedule a Call with Michael →
Proven in the IV Therapy Space
IV Clinics We Have Helped Grow
These are real IV therapy and mobile wellness businesses that trusted us to build their digital foundation. The results speak for themselves.
Featured Client Result
Live Well IV Lounge
A Vitamin IV Lounge that came to us with zero digital presence and a big vision. We built their GBP, review system, and local SEO foundation from the ground up.
Your clinic could be next. Every one of these businesses started where you are right now.
Bobbie, the Credentials Are Already There.
Let's Make Sure Minnesota Finds You.
A BSN, RN, PHN with a professional brand and a first-mover opportunity in Wright County deserves a digital presence that reflects it. Choose your package below, complete your payment, and you will receive a link to book your onboarding call with Michael directly.
After payment you will receive a link to book your onboarding call with Michael. Questions first? Schedule a call here.